Stranded with your country/redneck best friend?

Me and brandi were stuck on an island with only two items. Being stranded with your best friend in the wild would not be a good idea as crazy and wild as we are. My two items were my phone and a weapon. Me and Brandi decided two have the two of all things because one, a phone has a map and different things useful on it. Two, a weapon because if anything came at you it couldn't hurt you, you could use it to cut things, things that can help you build things. The weapon is a big curshaw knife, one of the best knives made, well that's my opinion anyways. Since we both have our country side we could live through it with our knife and phone. We mapped our way around and were able to built a cave.